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If you are going to eat food, then you'll need this.
And if you're going to eat food, you might as well eat meat and if you're going to eat meat you are going to have taters and dammit, if you're going to have taters you are damn well doing to use REAL FLIPPEN BUTTER !!!
Mmmmm... Remember Popcorn Jelly Bellys?
Uh, yeah NO. Maybe we should put together a coalition and attempt to get Jelly Belly to add a pork rib flavor.