Is it a bomb? Is it some kind of Euro style spy attaché? Is it a Sharper Image Retro Repro radio?
NOPE!
It's a weddin' gift from Uncle. Look at that! I'll be shameless and stainless while flippin' 'gers and poppin' brewskies. Drop a weiner? Wait, I got that *tong*. Does yer back itch? Try this *scritch scritch* Do yer pickles need pokin' *boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!!!* LOOK MA! I CAN PAINT THE RIBS RED!
Me an Mz. Meathead are gonna have hours of fun pokin' the untensils into our little Smokey Joe. "OPEN WIDE JOEY, This is gonna hust you more than it hurts me!" Haah haah haah haaaaa!!!
YOW !!! That is way cool, but now I can't have one. I'll have to find another cool rig. Whar's muh coffee?
Next time you're hankerin' to singe some more fauna I'll let you use mine.
There always these
CRAFTSMAN MEAT TOOLS
http://redirx.com/?s2a
Sears is even auctioning these on Ebay.